Uhm yeah I like totoro and such
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Don’t tell them
i think about this picture a lot
a detailed list of things i hate
- hot weather
- high temperatures
- warmer than average conditions
Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*